In a shocking turn of events, the small European nation of Slovenia has launched an unprovoked attack on the Caribbean island paradise of Puerto Rico. In an orgy of violence and destruction, Slovenian forces targeted infantries, tanks, F-15 aircraft, battleships, and industries with devastating force, resulting in the following casualties: 85,369 infantries, 35,281 tanks, 36,032 F-15s, 15,019 battleships, and a crippling blow to 37 industries. As the world reels from the carnage, experts scramble to make sense of this bizarre conflict between two seemingly unrelated nations.
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