In an unprecedented act of aggression, the small European nation of Slovenia has declared war on Puerto Rico, a United States territory in the Caribbean. In a sensational turn of events, the tiny country with a population of just 2.1 million has managed to annihilate Puerto Rico's entire military and industrial infrastructure.
According to eyewitness reports, Slovenia's armed forces unleashed a devastating barrage of 652,071 infantries, 171,042 tanks, 139,437 F-15 fighter jets, and 90,058 battleships on the unsuspecting island nation. Puerto Rico's once bustling economy, with its 62 thriving industries, has been reduced to ashes in a matter of hours.
The world stands shocked and horrified by this display of power from such a small country. Slovenia's unprovoked attack on the peaceful island of Puerto Rico will go down in history as one of the most sensational and baffling acts of war the world has ever seen.
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