In a shocking turn of events, the picturesque island nation of Mauritius (🇲🇺) has launched an unprovoked and devastating attack on its much larger neighbor, Germany (🇩🇪). In this unprecedented event, the small island nation annihilated an astonishing 716,795 infantries, 148,150 tanks, 112,800 F-15 fighter jets, 74,871 battleships, and completely destroyed 55 industries within Germany's borders. The sensationalist attack has left the world in a state of utter disbelief and fear for what could be the beginning of a new global conflict.
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